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Song: On My Own
Artist: Three Days Grace
Comic Strip: Meanwhile…
From: Squee! Issue #4
Artist: Jhonen Vasquez
**For those of you who can’t read clips 3, 4, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 13, 15, and 16, this is what they say:
Clip 3: “Hey, head,
Jonen, your books used to in’ rock, but now I think your just putting out !! You ing lame arrogant son of a ! I mailed you before but you didn’t reply! Who the do you think you are? You owe me, cuz I buy your , and give you money!! You . And i hate it when you try different styles, like when you did SQUEE #2 all with brushes! That was . I don’t read anything that doesn’t have pictures in it, so I demand that the artwork not be ty. You suck now that you’re not starving. I liked it when I felt I was the only one buying your ., but now that you’re known by other people, I want to see you fail. I’m insulting you, thinking you’ll notice me more. Shape up, you hole, or you’ll lose this particular fan, you .”
Clip 4: “NOOOOOO!!! I’vew lost the respect of this impolite special ED student!! I have no valid reason to live!!
Thank you, Lord, for sarcasm.”
Clip 6: “Greetings Masster,
Please excuse my spelling and Englash, I gradoated from American schol systim. I n love your books my dog. You must like som d up , man. Because I’m like you, where do you live. I coud visit you and we could do some d up you knowe!! I’m 17 years old and I’m bald. Thats ed you knowe? Man, I’m intoo some prety ed up !! Man!!I dont give a , you knowe, that’s just nme! them. Wher do you live?!”
Clip 7: “Shit… gotta get me a new loony box.”
Clip 9: “Hello Johnen,
I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your books. I own everything of yours, Neil Gooman’s, and all the other required reading when you sign on to be a spooky person. I’ve also begun smoking and doing speed. I don’t like smoking, but, hey, what’re you gonna do, right? This isn’t about standing out, It’s about blending in with outcasts!! I’m suicidal by the way. I’m on medication right now, but everyone tells me it’s just skittles. I want to die, but I also want to be alive to say how much I hate living.
Thanks,
Night .”
Clip 10: “Diiiie. Just diiie.”
Clip 12: “Dear Johnhin,
Hi. My first time writing any fan mail to anybody, so i just wanted to say thanks for creating JTHM and Squee. I wish i could marry nny, cuz I think he is just my type. I know we would get along just fine. He is so cute. I’ve never met you, but I think we would get along too. If you ever do a signing near here, give me a call and we could go out and I could have sex with you. I think I could love you. I think I love you and would do whatever you asked me to. If you’d like, I could send you pictures of me naked. I really would like to meet you, because I really want to meet you. I like the way you do stuff.
PG 1 of 15″
Clip 13: “Frightened. Sickened. Strangely aroused.”
Clip 15: “To Joanon,
I’m writing to tell you what a big fan I am of your product. I have all of your first printings in protective titanium cases buried deep within the Earth. I have never read any of the books, but I know they are worth money, and look forward to when they go her up in value.
I have read on the internet that you are a .”
Clip 16: “Twitching crackbaby!! This is just awful!! I need a break… maybe take a walk or fire a deathray at the Earth. Yeah, I think I’ll do that deathray thing.”
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NOTE: I will NOT upload any strips from Squee!!, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, or I Feel Sick unless they are Meanwhile…., Happy Noodle Boy, Filler Bunny, Wobbly Headed Bob, Anne Gwish or any other little mini strips that I may have missed. If you want to see those things that I will not be posting order the comics or download them (for money) at http://www.slgcomic.com
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